I go to cross the
Street, the 5 that motherfucker
Is driving past now
The uplifting sequel:
I walk the street, ride-
less, but then I see
The 43 bus ahead
I go to cross the
Street, the 5 that motherfucker
Is driving past now
The uplifting sequel:
I walk the street, ride-
less, but then I see
The 43 bus ahead
Radler is a refreshing and easy to make drink made by mixing beer with lemonade, or some other fruit juice and soda. I recently went on a trip to Germany and this was a common item on the menu. Instead of of a small selection of national beers and local craft beers like you would find in the States, a German restaurant would usually have several types of beer from the local brewery as well as mixes such as Radler or Colabeer. I never had the guts to try the Colabeer- a mixture of Coca-cola and a lager or Witbier- but I liked Radler and started making it for myself when I got back.
Wikipedia says this is called shandy in the States but it’s all pre-bottled and harder to find in my experience. I’ve been mostly disappointed by what I have been able to find in the craft beer isle- mostly a slew of low quality pumpkin beers around Halloween priced like a decent brew. Traveler’s grapefruit shandy is an exception- I’m not personally a fan of their lemon shandy- but again it’s priced like a craft beer and appears infrequently, at least where I live.
I prefer to mix my own to better control the taste and because it works well with less expensive beers like Yuengling, Miller and Pabst. I’ve made Radler with Indian Pale Ales and wheat beer but you lose some of the flavors of the craft beers by mixing it. It works better with less intense lagers. Yuengling is darker than what is normally used but I think it works well, though I would not recommend going to a porter or stout, the flavor doesn’t complement what you are adding as well.
To make this drink you will need
I would personally not mix these 50/50, you end up with a fruit drink with mild beer tones, and I prefer to keep the flavor of the beer front and center. The mix varies; with a fairly light lager like Pabst, you still get a lot of lemonade flavor with ~1 part lemonade to 4 parts beer, and obviously you can adjust to taste or to control the alcohol content of the finished drink.
Grapefruit juice is another good mixer. A ready-made version called Stiegl Radler is available in some grocery and liquor stores in the States- I see this more frequently than the Traveler shandy; it’s a good mix but fairly expensive.
Again, you can also mix your own- I find the grapefruit juice dominates the flavor of the beer more than lemonade does. I’d recommend a lighter mix unless you are OK with that. The drink works well, the sweet and sourness of the juice complementing the beer nicely.
I’ve tried doing this with orange juice but I don’t care for how it tastes, the orange doesn’t seem to work as well with the beer as lemon or grapefruit does.
In Germany sparkling juices are used for the mix but these are less common in the United States, and I don’t think adding Sprite or an equivalent will give the desired result. I haven’t experimented with finding sparkling juice brands or adding tonic water; despite the beer’s carbonation the drink made with flat juice is noticeably different.
TL,DR; Radler is a refreshing drink made by mixing lager with citrus juice or soda; give it a try this summer.
I’ve been working on a review for the Powered by the Apocalypse game The Sprawl, and while that is in the works I thought I would post a recording of one of my sessions. It’s one of the best ways to understand how a system works.
In a nutshell, The Sprawl handles spontaneous, episodic sessions very well- it’s ideal if not everyone can make it to every session or you need to get rolling without a lot of prep. It runs cyberpunk tabletop gaming well in a system that is a lot easier to pick up that Shadowrun. Sadly I haven’t found or had a chance to try anything as elegant for space opera. This is one of my favorite if not my favorite system – if you are interested, I suggest you give it a listen or take a look at one of Eric Vulgaris’ let’s plays.
If you haven’t heard, Stephen King’s epic fantasy series The Dark Tower, is officially getting a movie adaption, due out January 17, 2017. Idris Elba has been cast as Roland and Matthew McConaughy will be the man in black.
I’m a little concerned; epic fantasy movies-and shows- don’t have a good track record. I would like to see more serious attempts- the TV movie made to hold onto the Wheel of Time rights doesn’t count– but I understand why studios aren’t doing so. The Inheritance Cycle books sold well but the absolute butchery that was the movie Eragon put an end to any further movies from that franchise. It didn’t do the genre any favors either- the Lord of the Rings was the only epic fantasy franchise that had been adapted to movies for a long time. If both the upcoming Warcraft movie and The Dark Tower are flops it could put an end to epic fantasy movies in the near future. Game of Thrones is doing well but I feel like the stakes are high for The Dark Tower, for me as least. I want to see a Mistborn movie eventually so I’m rooting for things to go well but this will be a difficult adaptation. The special effects requirements won’t be as high as for some series since magic in The Dark Tower tends to be subtle, and there are no real mass battle scenes; but the series is far more surreal than either Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones, most notably when Roland pays Stephen King a visit in Maine.
Roland was white in the books, and some of the people in the reddit thread are not happy about the switch to a black lead. While Roland’s ethnicity was a plot point in some of the books I’m supportive of the move, because Mr. Elba seems like he has the gravitas to pull it off and a lot of material is going to have to be cut to make this manageable as a movie series, especially since there is no current news on the hybrid movie and TV show format that was floated last year. The Dark Tower is literally three times longer than the Lord of the Rings, which only fit into three movies by cutting material. Harry Potter got away with eight movies but its much more of a cultural touchstone than The Dark Tower. The racial tension between Roland and Detta is probably a good cut to make to get the film to a wider audience.
I think making a good movie is more important than being true to the source material, and certainly better than doing neither as in the case of Eragon, and I hope the movie does what it needs to succeed, including taking more time- the January 2017 release date seems either optimistic or sabotage. Overall I’m cautiously optimistic.
TL,DR: This could be a very good movie or a huge disappointment- fingers crossed- but its finally happening. Hopefully a good showing will encourage more movie adaptations of epic fantasy.
This is a combination of Chuck Wendig’s flash fiction prompt from http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2013/08/02/flash-fiction-challenge-somethingpunk/ and an an idea I’ve been kicking around for roughly six months now.
It ended up being much longer than I expected. I may continue it at some point, though most likely with major changes.
Marco stretched and resettled himself under the overhang, flat against the wall. Shoppers rushed past, trying in vain to keep dry as rain and gutter drains sprayed their legs. Water trickled down grey rubber boots Marco had bought because they were cheap- like his frayed jeans, garish yellow raincoat and head-enveloping filtration mask. On the smart goggles, he had splurged- they had to be able to block drone cameras, no cutting corners.
He could see his target out of the corner of his eye- a gaudy electronics storefront. It was tiny, five feet according to the range finder in the goggles, most of it devoted to displays; the average consumer might be able to fit through sideways. The VR headsets that dominated the storefront were obvious counterfeits, done in the bright primary colors of a cheap 3-D print. A large poster for InterX, the intersex DJ, done with a completely different color scheme, served only to highlight the attempted deceit. But they still worked and a branded DJ InterX headset cost $2000. More importantly it was nowhere near where Marco usually worked. He didn’t have to bother with any legwork. Leaning back, he used his power.
The headphones disappeared, one into each ‘pocket’, leaving the gaudy red stands forlorn. Minor Persistent Dimensional Folding, the doctor had called it. That failed to describe how it felt- They had no specific location, and weighed nothing, but still Marco was aware of them through a pressure they exerted. The backing poster blocked the cashier’s view of the display case, and the mall camera couldn’t see in the window. It could be hours until the theft was noticed. By which time he would be long gone.
Marco turned and walked off into the rain, auto cars silently adjusting to let him pass as he cleared the first row of parked cars, a spring in his step. Past the second row he ran into a car. The driver door popped open. It was a manual model; those had been phased out twenty years ago, deathtraps with seats in the front! Good feelings evaporated at the sight of the driver. He was a rare man indeed, pale white with orange hair and thin as a vid screen. An armory hung at his waist- flashbangs, dartgun, at three net guns among them; everything was legal with a class B firearms license: bounty hunter. The driver kept the brick-sized Taser with a rifle stock steadily pointed at Marco’s chest as he exited the car.
“Nice goggles. You buy military surplus?” If the man reacted, it was only behind the massive lenses over half his face. Marco’s eyebrow raised behind the goggles as he looked at the Taser. “Compensating for something?”
“You are under arrest grand larceny.” Marco acted before the man could finish pulling the trigger. Stunning someone and dragging them to a bounty office was not technically legal, but that small flaw in standard operating procedure was usually overlooked if the person brought in had any evidence against them. Nothing could be proved against Marco, but all powers were on public record, and assumption was enough to get him on a high priority surveillance list- making life very hard. So Marco compressed the seven of the twenty-one ‘pockets’ he wasn’t using, and opened them all right in front of the hunter’s face.
The resulting vacuum jogged the blaster up and sucked away the holder’s breath as Marco dove left. A shot went wide and struck a parked car in the first row of the strip mall’s lot. Within a second every car in the lot registered weapons fire and began moving to whisk their owners to safety. Sensing his movement, the tide of cars abandoning their spots left a narrow corridor for Marco. Mr. Manual Car, bent over and gasping, was not so lucky. Manuals didn’t transmit a drive plan, so the autos assumed it wasn’t going anywhere, boxing it and the driver in within seconds. With protective shutters deploying over windows, there was no possible way to even see Marco.
Networked cars would clear the jam in only a few minutes, but Marco slowed to a brisk walk as he entered the skyway. The walkway above and paralleling the street gave an excellent view in addition to moving all pedestrian traffic. His abeulo had always grumbled about how sidewalks had been better, but Marco didn’t understand the appeal. He also didn’t understand what had turned the bounty hunter on to him. People had been talking about a bounty hunter named Torch, one of the last men with orange hair. He’d brought quite a few people in, even Can-opener. Not that his power was… had been good for fighting.
Distracted, he glanced right. The window walls of the skyway offered stunning view of the city. Only three stories up, buildings and roads easily topped it, but not to the point that the skyline was hidden, dazzling in the ever present rain, condensed exhaust from the spaceport. Video-boards and faux-neon covered every available surface, advertising for businesses on every level and for larger corporations. Light refracted by the water that coated the window, the mystic gem of a city blazed and shifted. A scupper clung to the outside of the skyway, insectoid body translucent except for the pollution in its gut, a patch of darkness on a blazing background. Hard to believe that a creature of another world had become an ordinary part of life, a sub-human janitor faded into the background. He left the stream of pedestrians, partly for a closer look and partly to avoid being trampled.
Heat kissed the back of Marco’s neck. From the corner of his eye, he saw a Taser blast striking the man who had been behind him in the face. At least three hundred pounds, the thump of his landing could have carried for miles in the sudden dead silence. Torch, ahead of Marco in the buffer, growled gutturally. He rose from a kneeling position, clearly preparing another shot. Shock consumed Marco; only instinct drove him to use his power. The thirteenth pocket, filled with raw car exhaust and a dozen other smogs blended and compressed, burst on Torch’s head. Without the constraint of a dimensional pocket it expanded rapidly, triggering environmental sensors. Filtration masks provided some protection to most of the pedestrians, but Torch stood among the minority bent double and coughing. Marco dove back and crawled to the right, passing through the deploying emergency exit. The window swung up and out, allowing Marco to roll onto the deploying hyper-compressed slide. Torch simply stared out the window, unable to work his way through the crush of bodies to the slide.
Marco didn’t wave mockingly or give any sign of acknowledgment as he scurried into the one of the buildings along the street- a continuous mall on the first three floors with office space above. No, Marco hunched down, hands in pockets and mind lost in rumination. How had Torch caught up with him, much less found him out the first place? He had always been careful, spacing out uses of his power and planting stolen goods on store employees and more common thieves, always a suspect or faulty record keeping easily at hand to blame. But researching the opposition? That had been beneath him. Had. Now it was time to rent a spot at a cyber café for a few days, lay real low while looking up registered bounty hunters and supers.
He had a real advantage- red hair was a recessive gene and the list of people with it expressed in the melting pot of the Florida metro area was a short one. With his investments Marco could afford to focus on this Torch- who walked in on the far side of the building, red hair clearly visible. Marco broke right, deeper into the mall and towards the food court. Sweat beaded under the smart goggles as Torch followed at a leisurely pace- arrogant in his nonchalance, not even wearing a mask against bacterial infection. How had he gotten one street over so quickly? Any number of powers or devices could have allowed it- all reserved for military use, and he wasn’t coughing. No medical booth could give that fast of a turnaround.
Blood pounded in Marco’s eardrums as he slipped into a Spacey’s, using a cloud of tourists as cover. Gaudy murals clashed with Greco-Roman columns- the Apollo missions, the moon sensor station, bridge of the Mars colony ship, and a view of New Plymouth springing up around said ship. Supers left on earth were largely ignored, novelty and potential both long gone. Had he somehow drawn attention to himself? Overplayed his hand, the consequences delayed until now? Several close shaves came to mind- the gold bullion siphoned from the armored car, fresh from the space port. Shaking his head, he quickly jogged past the hostess, weaving between tables and booths. Unbidden, his thoughts turned to the fourteenth pocket. It almost certainly was bugged with a tracker, but too valuable and delicate to have it removed. But he had never used it, hadn’t even taken it out in years. Marco took the stairs to the upper dining level two at a time, slamming into a table at the top. Wrapped silverware danced over the dockyards at the top of the Ted Kennedy Space Elevator, depicted beneath acrylic at the blessedly unoccupied table. A glance back revealed not a red hair in the restaurant- and then Marco rushed the second floor exit, caution thrown to the wind. Torch stood on the platform outside, between the escalators down to the sidewalk and up to the skyway, swinging his Taser rifle as if it were a spike.
Marco began to scream before the electrified barrel connected- the raincoat blunted the shock, but he still went down hard against Spacey’s external exit. Torch leveled the gun barrel with an air port on Marco’s mask. He only stared for a moment, then spoke. “Resisting arrest and assault are added to your charges- will you come quietly?”
His whole body hurt, though his shallow breathing had more to do with fear than injury. “One questions first.” Torch remained still as a corpse while Marco took a shuddering breath.
“Did the navy send you?” At this, Torch’s face showed an expression besides indifference or anger. Confusion, only for a moment; and that was all he needed. Marco felt a weight lift from his chest as he emptied the fourteenth pocket. The crude freeze-ray now in his hands looked more like a do-it-yourself birdcage than cutting edge technology- curved rods extended haphazardly from a tangled mess of wires covered in permafrost. He shot Torch with no visible projectile or effect, which was the point.
Crude for maker tech, the freeze ray was still the product of a super whose power let them create things that defied physics; whether in quantity as with Smother’s conjured asteroids, complexity with Heavenly Serpents’ navigation programs or both in Atlas’ ability to produce spaceships from piddling amounts of sheet metal which had launched the Earth Navy.
The freeze ray was returned to its pocket as soon as it was used. Anyone watching surveillance footage of the event wouldn’t even notice it. Torch did not move as Marco slowly got up, using the door as support. Nor did he so much as twitch when Marco began to walk away, turned back and methodically relieved the bounty hunter of his possessions, dropping them off the platform and suctioning them up before they hit the ground. He left him standing there- the ray would probably wear off in an hour or two. The thief descended to ground level and summoned a cab from one of the many kiosks, riding in silence after giving the nav computer his destination.
Chuck’s Pawn was a hole in the wall store in a part of town where cars could still backfire and grunge held the scuppers at bay. Here the neon and advertisements were the only light, mildew stains dominating the bare patches on the buildings. Bare walls space was usually a privilege for the rich; not many people wanted to advertise here. It had no name, only a number- 333rd street. The store itself appeared to be of even poorer repute than the one Marco had just robbed, though it was larger. ‘PAWN’ hung above the door in real neon- Chuck refused to say where he had gotten it or how many regulations he had broken doing so. No displays hung behind the bullet-proof and laser-grounded glass.
Inside, a thin corridor ran between counters of either side of the room, with racks mounted above and behind them. Plain fluorescents lent an air of gravitas of the shop; only the most serious of business shunned colored lights. A menagerie of objects occupied them- ornamental body parts, jewelry, paper displays and VR headsets, bone hilt knives, stuffed alligator heads, even old-timey Rolex watches. The only unifying element among them was value- Chuck didn’t deal in small ticket items. The man himself sat pooled in a wheezy old hover chair, looking at a book through a magnifying glass.
“Chuck, I need to use your burn room quick-like.”
“You usually do that at your place, Pockets. What’s wrong?” Chuck’s face looked inquisitive rather than concerned beneath a gleaming bald dome.
“It’s not for merchandise; I had to use my freeze ray.”
“Shit-“ Chuck muttered ”get in there right now! And don’t come out till I fritz the cameras!” Marco strode the corridor and smoothly vaulted the counter next to Chuck, passing through the curtain to the back. Boxes of bulk goods alternated with pawned items on steel shelves. He stripped and shoved his clothes- except the goggles, Chuck would reskin them- through a panel into a faux fireplace on one of the walls. It incinerated them, piping the fumes away. By the time Marco had helped himself to clothes from a box just for the purpose- a Miami dolphins t-shirt, jeans and bright orange sandals- the fireplace showed no evidence that it was in any way functional. He skipped the box of masks and head coverings- not subtle enough- and stepped into a heavy rusted cabinet next to the fireplace. It buzzed; Chuck kept it back here because any phone within five feet when it turned on got fried.
Chuck was standing in the back room when Marco got out of the cabinet. “How much do I owe you?”
“Just tell me what happened Pockets.”
“Torch was on me- he’s a teleporter, Chuck, and he’s read my file.”
“What? A hopper? That shouldn’t be a problem for you-“
“No, he was doing whole blocks at a time, multiple jumps.”
“Bullshit! He would have been drafted.”
“Maybe he dodged, all I know is he is a teleporter.”
“Do you really think that, P? Would any super turn a draft down? I know you still have that letter in one of your pockets.” Marco had the letter in his hand before he realized what he had done, fifteenth pocket empty. Earth navy letterhead, a Goode-Homolsine projection emblazoned across the top in gold. Real tree paper, not electronic or that environmentally friendly crap. As usual, only one line stuck out to Marco. Power: Minor Persistent Dimensional Folding. Insufficient power to warrant service. It whipped from his hand with a crackle, returned to its hiding place.
“So what are you going to do now?”
Pockets looked at Chuck and clicked his tongue. “Can you handle some VR counterfeits if Torch is looking for them?”
“Since they won’t have serials, yes, but I’ll still need a discount for the heat-“
“What about for store credit?”
“I could do that Pockets, but do you want me to? When have you ever bought anything besides food?”
“Things change. I want to look at the weapons Chuck; I’m going hunting.”
This is my response to the flash fiction prompt posted by Chuck Wendig on July 26 http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2013/07/26/flash-fiction-challenge-four-random-items/
I chose road sign, animal skull, leather mask and iron horseshoe. Posting a little late, but I only found the prompt 3 days ago, been sitting on what I wrote for 2. Enjoy.
Wet needles slapped Frank as he ran. The rain slid off him but the plant matter clung, forming a second sodden jacket over his windbreaker. And still the fire burned, its glow leaving the sky the color of strong sunlight through eyelids. Copper tang filled the air as the blood pines were charred; over the roar of the flames and creaking of the spindly trees Frank could not hear what followed, but he could feel it. Thump, thump, thump, the ground announced its coming. Air like a gas soaked rag, wet and acrid from smoke, punished Frank for every gulped breath. But he could not stop. He did not run so much as fall forward, and in every moment he could continue his unbalanced lurch forward or face plant. So he ran through another fire already blazing in his lungs and legs.
Stinging grass and pear cactus clung insistently upon jeans and boots in the wide space between the pines as if they too hoped to escape the coming blaze, the draining tilt of the hill, his own coarse hair swept into his mouth and eyes, the swinging backpack a thousand small annoyances drowned beneath one thought: I need a new job. Frank checked his windbreaker’s pocket with every step. Mercifully the horseshoe and sugar cube were dry- he could not have bagged them, he would not have had the time to remove them. Lightning split the sky as Frank crested the hill, revealing forest, slash pine stretching forty feet and scattered oak higher. The red needles and alabaster bark gave the pines an alien air; if not for the few oaks peeking up it would have seemed a coral forest. Fire already blazed on the left and right edges of the depression ahead. Almost simultaneous thunder drove spikes into his ears, but Frank did not care. There, at the base of the incline, stood the clearing and the way out.
Pitching even more wildly now, he passed over the crest of the hill and began to descend even faster, trees whipping past and undergrowth crushed underfoot. If pines had low branches they would have scourged Frank raw, yet he heard them snap as the footfalls behind him became audible. And then he was in the clearing, tripping over the rocks strewn throughout it. A carpet of pine needles broke his fall and Frank immediately struggled to all fours and lunged forward. In a strange hunching run Frank made it to the center of the clearing, banging his shins to hell and back on limestone and cinderblock. Clang.
He had almost walked past it! Another bolt of lightning lit the clearing as he stepped back. The yellow diamond road sign and the deer skull affixed above it on the metal shaft were both blackened with char, black horns obvious against the burning umber sky. “Road closed? We’ll see about that!” Frank felt a bubble of relief as he fished the sugar cube from his pocket, holding it with his palm down so the rain did not wet it. The bubble popped as trees shook behind him. The time had come to leave, and to hell with everything else! He looked back anyway.
It had a human face. Stretched taught over a crude wooden frame, strapped to its head as a mask. Its arms hung to its knees, as massive stained rock clutched in one hand. Brown fur the same shade as Frank’s hair covered a body at least ten feet tall, the top of its mask brushing a branch overhead. A whole deer hide was tied around its waist by the rear legs, forming a rough loincloth with the deer’s head almost touching the ground. The smell of rotting meat wafted from it to Frank, gagging him as he slammed the sugar cube into the skull’s mouth. Red light from a setting sun poured from the sign.
“Road’s open baby!” Frank yelled as he fell back through the sign. The sasquatch roared and knocked a massive chunk from the pine beside it as it flailed wildly, blinded by the sun in its eyes. The needles Frank landed on were blessed brown, not red, and the pines he looked up at from his back were brown with green needles.
“You fell on the eggs!” Professor Astor wrung his hands, glasses almost flying off his face in agitation.
Frank sprung to his feet. “I told you to wait at your car!” He lurched around the sign post, wincing as his legs began a thousand years of revenge for what they had been put through. Though the landscape had changed, the sign and skull remained charred and out of sight of any actual road, though it now read ‘Road Open’. He levered open the jaws of the skull and began fishing for the horseshoe.
“If you have any less than a dozen, you can forget about payment-“ The professor broke off as the last ten feet of a ghastly white pine tree in mid-fall appeared above the sign and slammed home, the tips of the top needles brushing the man’s face. He stood there, jaw open, pristine outdoorsmen khaki vest and shorts now covered in blood red sap. Frank flinched as a roar sounded from the sign and slipped the horseshoe into the deer’s mouth, holding his breath as he let the mouth close. The sign rippled, returned to its closed state. Disappointment radiated from the skull at the lack of sugar- experience had taught Frank he was not imagining it.
Roughly shedding his pack, Frank riffled through it, pushing aside plastic bags of sundries until he found the thermos. Walking over to the professor, he popped it open. “Passenger pigeon eggs- unharmed, as asked. I take no responsibility if their origin in another plane causes them to long for the flesh of humans.”
“Ah- perfect!” The professor shifted from shock to delight Frank wanted to ask if he had whiplash. ”And you got samples from the blood pine and some sort of primate!”
Frank looked over his shoulder at the severed hand of the sasquatch laying on top of the tree. Close shave there Frank. “Those’ll cost you extra.”